I thought it might be funny to reflect on the humorous side of the tech world. So far the pro lifers are not getting on the band wagon to put a rest to this issue but if youre the type who likes contention than you wont find a problem with designing a flash drive in the form of a fetus at all.
No these are not up for purchase (you actually have to sow them) but Im sure at the end of the day you will be happy that you have a flash drive that totally pisses off your mother (and maybe wife).
Instructions on how to make them can be found ay Instructables